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You will need Adobe Acrobat to print these items. If you don't have Adobe Acrobat, download it. It's free.
HOW TO SPEAK DOG
Once you download and print out these two Adobe Acrobat files you will have the complete "How to speak dog and use the whimpernet" booklet from King of the Cats.
To create the booklet, print out the first file, the ODD pages first. Then print the second file, the EVEN pages, on the BACK of the already-printed odd pages. If you do it right, you'll be able to fold the booklet in half and the title "How to speak Dog" will be on the cover, and the QCOM logo will be on the back, and the pages will be numbered properly.
Trust me, I made hundreds of 'em.
How To Speak Dog Acrobat File ODD Pages
How To Speak Dog Acrobat File EVEN Pages
SEWER PLANS AND RATYEAR CALENDAR
Once you download and print out these two Adobe Acrobat files you will have the Sewer Plans and Ratyear calendar from King of the Cats.
The sewer plans were originally printed in blue ink on blue paper (like blueprints!) and had a special stamp from the Rat's covert operations group on them. The sewer plans and the rat year calendar were rolled into a tube and mailed to those who purchased it.
Rat Year Calendar and Make Your Own Rat
Day Reminder
OTHER ITEMS
CAT101
City Map
You Survived Melioration
I'll put the Ross Perot tape online just
as soon as it gets converted into an mp3.
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